Christmahanukwanzikah?
I know a lot of you have enjoyed the Virgin Mobile commercial, and watch The O.C., but please, stop, just fucking STOP with the holiday combination greeting shit. Leave my religion out of it, for fuck’s sake. It’s misleading, now everyone thinks Hanukkah is an important Jewish holiday – it’s not, it’s arguably the most irrelevant and unimportant holiday we have. Which I guess is the only reason why we’ve let it become somewhat commercialized. That’s my other problem with this holiday amalgamation, gentiles think Jews will crassly commercialize our important holidays just like they do. What y’all do with your holidays seems vulgar and alien to me (though by no means am I questioning y’all’s right to do with your holidays what you want). There will never be an O.C. Yom Kippur special, understand? And that’s fine. And we understand that being less than 2 percent of the population of this country, Christmas will be everywhere in December each year. That’s not a problem, we can still order in some food and watch football and basketball. But stop wishing me a Merry Christmas, or Chrismukkah (a conspiracy by Fox to assimilate my people once and for all), or Christmahanukwanzikah. Stop asking me if I have a tree, or if I’m going home to spend time with my family for Christmas. Just leave me the fuck alone about it. Thanks, and have a Merry Christmas. . .you fucking goyim.
- posted by Liebs @ 9:38 AM