The Self-Righteous Bastard
Monday, July 11, 2005
"Chemistry 101"
Well, it’s not as bad as The Core, which has the title of "Worst Physics Movie Ever" at Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics, but Fantastic Four was, well, not so fantastic. Other than Jessica Alba’s lips, of course. But it is nice to see that in every big budget Hollywood action film, the nerdy guy is from MIT and not Harvard anymore. This time they even had a legit pennant on the wall and a doctored picture with the Great Dome in the background, so that was fun. But to the fucktards who wrote this piece of shit, when you’re talking about metals heating and cooling, that’s not chemistry, it’s motherfucking metallurgy! I expect summer movies to insult my intelligence and engineering expertise, but goddam. Not worth the price of admission.
