What The Hell Is Goin’ On Out There?
Some people tell me I’m a smart guy, and I do have advanced engineering degrees from the best schools on the planet, but I must admit I don’t understand this Terrell Owens thing with the Iggles one bit. When did pro football players become eight-year-old girls, unwilling and/or unable to take a petty criticism or two? T.O. making some dumb, offhanded comments about Donovan McNabb is more of a problem and an outrage than, oh, I don’t know: boat cruise orgies with hookers, with players trying to entice waitresses to be hookers, too? More of an outrage than ‘roided up players delivering career-ending sucker punches on the practice field? More of an outrage than drunken vehicular manslaughter? More of an outrage than a player arranging the murder of his pregnant girlfriend?

Am I missing something here? Although I certainly don’t mind anything that destroys the season for the Philadelphia Eagles and their scum of a fanbase, I can’t figure out why the other players and the team management don’t just ignore Owens. The man had a horribly abusive childhood, he just needs someone to tell him, "T.O., it’s not your fault." The worst the NFL has to offer? Hardly.

Donovan F. McNabb got his feelings hurt? Well boo fucking hoo, you goofy Chunky Soup-eating motherfucker. You’re playing with some tough injuries, no doubt, but it’s high time you grew a pair. If I can suck it up and work for months with a redneck lab mate who tried to goad me into a fistfight for the express purpose of getting me thrown out of school – a situation I was man enough to defuse, by the way – than surely a superstar NFL quarterback can tolerate a loudmouth superstar NFL wide receiver who can bring him Super Bowl championship glory. Or maybe not.
- posted by Liebs @ 10:00 PM